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Does Key Biscayne have its own White Elephant?
(Hint:Yes)
"Boston" welcomes one and all to what many have called Key Biscayne's first 'White Elephant'.  While a boat is affectionately called a hole in the water into which one pours money, this, with it's underground (below sea level) parking, is the hole in the ground that Key Biscayne will pour money.
It seems that the desire to see this built trumped its size and design or even the idea that ...Did it need to be built at all?  Upon closer inspection of the literature passed out tonight, after paying the $475 annual family fee, one can take a (I'm not making this up) 'WORKING WITH CLAY' class for 8 - 16 year olds (big demand for that out here) for 30 days for $115 plus a $20 material fee.  Get this, it costs $130 for  non-members.

 
Only can government afford to be this idiotic and get away with it. A clay class on the Key for 8 - 16 year olds. Sounds like another name for baby-sitting to us here at your loyal web site.  Want to learn to send email and search on the Internet? There is a 2 hour class every Thursday for 1 month. Members $45 Non members pay $55.  We will teach you how to do that in 15 minutes for $40. Click here.
Oh yeah, you don't know how to do that yet. Oh well.  This is classic folks!
We will post the entire selection of events and try not to laugh too hard.
It only hurts when we are paying for it.
The underground parking lot / future skateboard and roller blade ramp for members and non-members to use free of charge does not compare to the fun of watching the children pile in and out of the elevators.  
This was the ribbon cutting. Everyone is excited and we look forward to the Grand Opening at the end of October.
The address 
10 Village Green Way
Key Biscayne,FL, 33149
305 365 8900
305 365 8991 Fax
To get your membership click here
It takes a village to clean a dumpster (now where do we dump?)...Click here>>
       


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Community Center on Key Biscayne ribbon cutting today. The white elephant of the Island is now officially located next to the Village Green of Key Biscayne.